Dear God..

Dear God,
Please make sure all those people
who don't care to call or sms me,
lose their mobile...

SMOKE Everday...

SMOKE Everyday!
SMOKE means,

S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Everyday!

So, Please kindly

feel free to SMOKE.
Better, be a chain smoker.

Alva vaa? Aruva vaa?

Dhinamum SMS anippina Thirunelveli Alva varum,
Dhinamum SMS anuppalenna Thiruppachi Aruvaa varum.
Eppadi vasadhi?
ALVA VAA? ARUVA VAA?

Alexander the great....

Once the great warrior Alexander saw a child playing with a lion.
He surrendered his sword at the child's feet.
Now the child has grown up and sending sms to you. :)

Masterpiece Friend

Friend is a Book with only one copy published.
You are one fo the Best Books ever written.
A masterpiece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.

Best message for ...

If you think i don't care for you because of less messages,
You are wrong!!!!


I am just looking for the best message for
one of the Best Friend i have ever known :)

Thats my friend...

I may not be the most important person in your life..
but i just hope that....
one day when you hear my name, you would just smile and say....


"Hey thats my Friend....."

I cry for you...

My eyes bear uncontrollable tears..
Becoz u r far away from me
i wish you were here with me today....


to cut these ONIONS instead of me ;-)

Jokes in my inbox...

I have lot of jokes in my inbox, but i can't send you all of them.
It will take lot of time. So I am sending you just one joke...

"You are very intelligent"

How you escape??

Imagine! that you are in a closed room and all doors and windows are closed.
How can you escape if the room got Fire????









Simple.
Stop Imagining.

Ten Things about you..

Ten Things i know about you:
1. U r a special person with a wonderful heart.
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Innum enna....
Oru naliku oru poi Thaan!!

My Smile and Your Smile

What is the difference between between your smile and ,y smile?
You Smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy..
So keep Smiling..
To Keep me Smiling!!

To,
The S.I,
Police Station.

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot 2 SMS me, I kindly request u 2 take action on him & throw away his DAPPA mobile. Thanking you.

Steal

You Stole My Memories - i Excused U!
You Stole My Laugh - i Excused U!
You Stole My Heart - i Excused U!
But This is too much Return My Dog's Plate.